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accidentally taking a shit while titty fucking
god damnit john! you shit on my chest again!
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Noun,
A US Military term for a special kind of upper-torso wound (usually combat related) caused mostly by bullet-projectiles or sharpnel, which punctures/damages the lungs/chest cavity in such a way as to create an amazing (but often fatal) condition whereas the victim is in essence breathing air(inhaling & exhaling)through the hole in his chest. It's rare, but if you ever get a chance to see one, it's pretty darn cool.
Note: To treat this wound, one waits for the poor sucker to exhale, then covers the wound with a piece of platic. As the victim inhales (sucks-in) hopefully the air-sucking pulls the plastic tight into the wound and forms sort of a rudimentary air-locking seal.
We've got to get Sanchez to the crashwak ASAP; poor bastard's got himself a sucking-chest-wound.
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when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.
laura was blowing me and i tried to pull her away but, she was going at it so enthusiatically i gave her the old eskimo chest warmer!
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wanting some to poo on your chest while making love. typically part of someone's twisted fantasies. fantasizer usually also exhibits fetishes involving old women and generally larger women that could squash him
woman: "how do you want it baby?"
nick: "i want some brown chest love, yeah like that. is that steak you had for dinner?"
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Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.
It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.
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To lose your place as the best at a given subject, taken from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim quote:
"I used to be one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, then I took a sword through the chest."
Can be used in any situation where you have come off second best.
I used to be the best player on the football team, then I took a sword through the chest.
I used to be the best driver in the world, then I took a sword through the chest.
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the plural of chest snakes, it is a bushy patch of hair on the breast that is of unusually large length and girth
dude, she has more chest wiskers then i do on my face.
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