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An amazing piece of holiday toast, that has inspired many people across the world to suck up to theyre parents to get the gifts they want.
On Christmas eve, Keenan Cameron prepares and feeds Christmas toast to his family.
When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.
Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?
Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.
My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.
The Day before Christmas Eve
Christmas Rory falls on December 23rd
On Christmas Rory each year we usually gather as a family and bake cookies
The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.
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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”
“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”
“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
The three days of work between Christmas and new year.
What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(