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The instance of waking up Saturday morning and having to wear your clothes from Friday. Normally occurs after a drunken evening when you wake up in a place that is not your home. Most often used when you need to go somewhere or do something on Saturday that is vastly different than Friday's activities. Less popular but more awkward relatives are Same Clothes Monday and the deadly Same Clothes Thursday.
It's probably best to wear shorts and cleats for next weeks pickup soccer match.
Sorry for the skirt and heels, captain, it's Same Clothes Saturday. After work, the other partners and I went out for happy hour and all of a sudden, the sun was coming up. But I'm ready for kickoff!
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I don't know if your fishnet stockings and Madonna bra are appropriate for the church bake sale.
Sorry Sister Mary Katherine, it's Same Clothes Saturday. I didn't have time to go home and change after last nights rave.
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a day on october 23 where clothes will not be necessary.
“why is he not wearing clothes?”
“ITS NATIONAL NO CLOTHES DAY OFC!”
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A gay low budget wannabe Taylor Gang clothing brand.
Who still wears Rocawear? It's better than wearing High Life Clothing
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The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
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v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)
i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!
holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth
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Definition of whole cloth
: pure fabrication —usually used in the phrase out of whole cloth the theory was created out of whole cloth
Democrats, and all the things that vote for them which are extremely emotionally unstable and pathological liars are always making up lies and play fast & loose with the truth. They made up the entire story such as the “Trump & Russia Collusion Story.”
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whole cloth (uncountable)
A newly made textile which has not yet been cut.
(figuratively, used attributively or preceded by various prepositions) The fictitious material from which complete fabrications, lies with no basis in truth, are made.
Mr. Doe's account of the accident was made from whole cloth.
1917, National Geographic, What Great Britain is Doing, by Sydney Brooks.
All those tales that came clicking over the wireless of the capture of huge stores of grain and oil were fables out of whole cloth.
Something made completely new, with no history, and not based on anything else.
The plans for the widget were drawn from whole cloth.
1883, Mark Twain, Life on the Mississippi, chapter 27:
And, mind you, emotions are among the toughest things in the world to manufacture out of whole cloth; it is easier to manufacture seven facts than one emotion.
1852, The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Napoleon, by Karl Marx, chapter I:
Democrat =DemoRat lying shifty shady Adam Shit for brains Schiff has appeared on all 5 Democratic Propaganda News Outlets as of today 278 times spewing his disingenuous whole cloth stories pertaining to the entirely made up story about “Trump Russia Collusion.”
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A fat girl that thinks she is hot.
Dude, that chick is a pig, but, I think I could get her.
No way, man. She is a hog in sheep's clothing. She thinks she is too good for you.
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