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The idiotic made up term someone uses to describe their self when in truth, they are just too conceited to admit that they are incapable of loving another, so they give up and dignify their loneliness by "deciding" to remain alone.
That idiot, Emma Watson, loves herself so much, there's no room for anyone else in her heart but herself. She's self coupling...with...well...herself...(her and her partner must burn through dildos like a normal couple goes through condoms!)
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Kateina and Chase
katrina and chase are such couple goals
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1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
Wow Jeese and Kelsey make a total Tennis Court Couple.
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A white couple that are dominanted and in a sexual realshion ship with a black man with a large penis.
No they aren't swingers but they are a black owned couple. / He's not gay but he and his wife love black cock .
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Instead of the normal 2, a Jersey couple is defined as 3 of anything; a phrase coined by Boston area band Lamp Attack.
We've got a Jersey couple of songs left for you guys!
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On May 13th, you let your girlfriend, boyfriend, dog, cat, goldfish etc. how much you care about them, and how happy you are to be with them
Girl: Do you know when National Couples Day is?
Boy: Its on May 13th
Girl: thank you so much
Boy: No problem
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Its a couple that just doesn't look right together. hahaha
person 1: did u see them over there?? she is sooo tall and he is sooo short.
person 2: yeah its like a Kip and LaFonda Couple. they dont really go together.
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