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To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.
It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.
Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.
Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.
The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.
The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.
Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.
The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.
Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...
Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.
Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"
You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.
"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"
"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"
An extreme version of 'Drunk'
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.
Shitman, last night I was sooo Freya drunk
I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk