One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

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congo-bongo eyed

Being in a state of extreme inebriation due to the excessive consumption of marijuana; very stoned.

I can't remember what I had on that pizza, man. I was totally congo-bongo eyed.

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3 eyed cry

3 eyed cry (or three eyed cry) is the name given to a male who is having a wank at the same time is crying his heart out.

The 3 eyes refer to the 2 "actual" eyes and the penis eye- where spunk comes out. This cleverly ties in with the fact that all 3 eyes produce a fluid- whether it be tears or spunk.

It usually takes place when a man is upset and proceeds to cry.. but comforts himself with a wank (whilst still crying obvs)

John 1: "OMG... how bad can this day get?"

John 2: "Whadup bro?"

John 1: "I just fell off my BMX and got a splinter in my pinkie"

John 2: "Hahah chode!"

John 1: "Im off for a 3 eyed cry. Sob"

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wonky eyed midget

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

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one eyed pirate

when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.

It was my amusement for the night when I made my girlfriend a one eyed pirate.

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one-eyed willy

A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh!

Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her.

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Toe Eyed cabbage

an ass hole who can't come up with an original insult to save his/her life and eat's unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

Person 1:"you look like shit today"

Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

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