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when you see Ariana Grande, and instantly get the biggest hard on of your life.
When I saw your mother, I got a massive throbbing erection.
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'I had an erection'
Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
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One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.
"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"
I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
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When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.
I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.
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PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION
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adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.
Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."
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The look of having your nipples stand out, "erect"
Usually someone with ENA does not have a bra on
Lucy:Janet, that girl has a major case of E.N.A (erect nipple alert)
Janet:OMG, Luc, she totally does! That ho must have forgotten her bra!
Lucy: What else do you expect from the school slut?
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