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Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.
I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."
Physics Fit describes someone who 1) studies physics and 2) is not really conventionally fit, or hot, but IS fit for a physicist! Often used to describe members of large communities of physicists.
Yeah, I guess he's physics fit...
Originally used to describe an outfit that makes a person look like they just rolled out of bed. The word is now used as a negative word to describe basically anything possible.
“Aye bro the fact that I have to go to school is such a bummy fit”
“What Fits?” is a game for men and women where you lay out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest and take turns inserting it in yourself. For example, Stephanie inserts a pencil in her vagina (can also be applied to your mouth or anus), if it fits she is not eliminated. Then you keep repeating the same process until there is one person left. For example, Stephanie could not fit the squash in her vagina yet Kate could, therefore, Stephanie is eliminated. It is important to note that you have to take the previous item out. Do NOT insert multiple things in yourself. If you’re feeling frisky and want to spice up the game instead of laying out cylindrical items from smallest to biggest you can go around the room and grab the first item you see.
Hey, Stacey! Do you wanna play What Fits?
A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
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an outfit that is extremely slutty.
Jean jumpsuits are total ho-fits!
Look at Danielle in that ho-fit, gross!
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