suck loser

a suck loser is a loser's loser. there are plenty of losers, but only a few are so extreme that they are not just losers, but belong to the elite field of suck losers. a suck loser is doomed for all eternity to be a suck loser.

Jeffrey thought the woman on the L train was checking him out; in reality, she was trying to figure out how to tell him his fly was open. He is such a suck loser.

Kris thought her patient was flattering her and hitting on her. Later on the patient's family explained that he had a frontal lobe brain tumor and was speaking nonsense. That is when she realized that she is a suck loser.

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suck and blow

a game when one person sucks on a paper, or a credit card with their mouth then the person sitting next to them trys to take it by sucking it with there mnouths and the person that has it blows. If they drop it in the process then they have to kiss or make out

"Lets play Suck and Blow It was on the movie clueless"

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suck a fuck

A insulting command used in the greatest movie ever made, Donnie Darko.

elizabeth: "Why don't you suck a fuck"
donnie: "Tell me Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck?"
elizabeth: "Do you want me to tell you?"

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suck it soft

To continue to suck the hog leg until it is soft and not stopping after you have dropped your load.

Chick: "Huu, ugg ugg, ugg"
Dude: "Keep going, dont stop"
Chick: "OK, but dont cum in my mouth"
Dude: "You better shut up and suck it soft!"

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sucks to be you

Phrase used to express an indifferent sympathy.

"My car exploded when I was buying a donut!"
"Sucks to be you."

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sucks to be you

when something bad happened to another person, it sucks to be that person

You daddy is in jail for getting you pregnant. sucks to be you.

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Macintosh sucks

'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.

Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.

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