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Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
any temperature that is 0 degrees or colder
holy crap it’s so cold it could freeze your balls off
Whilst receiving head in an automobile, in subzero temperature, instead of letting her swallow, you finish on her face and make her walk home
Subject 1: “I gave that bitch the Mr. Freeze and my kids froze on her face”
Subject 2: “Nice”
If you live somewhere that gets below freezing and a guy busts his load on the girls face and then holds her out the window until the load freezes to her face. Then screaming in an Arnold Schwarzenengger voice, "Mr. Freeze!"
Last night my girl was giving me road head and I was finally able to do the Mr. Freeze to her!
When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.
Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up
Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
1. When a female is sexually aroused to the point of excitement where she's just itching for a good dicking but is let down by her lover (either before or during foreplay and/or sex), resulting in intense sexual frustration. This is especially irritating when vaginal stimulation has been initiated.
Synonymous with "blue balls," but for chics.
She was so excited for her booty call that she sent her man a horny text telling him how ready she is for him to pound her pounani, but he texted back bailing on her. She responded by texting him: "Dang boi, ur gonna give me tang freeze?? I'll get me a new dick then!"