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1.)When you create a snow penis and fornicate yourself with it.
2. When you fuck a girl in the snow and bury her ugly face in it.
3. When you make a hole in the snow and fuck the hole...with ur teeny weeny.
1.Jaime: bro, last night it snowed, i couldn't believe it so i got up and had a frosty the snowman!
Wheels: NICE!!
2. Randy: Dude, how was ur date last night?
Tyrone: Aww man, did you see the blizzard outside. She thought it would be cool to get a frosty the snowman!
Randy: You sick fuck!
3. Do you like Frosty the snowman?! The cartoon? How old are you?
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When a man urinates in a condom, freezes it, then uses it to penetrate a woman.
Justin wasn't getting the job done with Samantha, so he gave her a Frosty Jim.
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When your doing a chick outside in the winter, and pull it out , put it in the snow, and put it back in.
I did the dirty frosty to her last nite, and she was completly surprized
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The act of getting a blowjob from your partner now before you orgasm you pull your cock out of her mouth hold your hand over her mouth and punch her in the stomach so the semen gets out her nose like a set of walrus tusk
that bitch was cold-hearted so I gave her a frosty walrus
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Ejaculate on a girl in an even pattern to give the appearance of frosting, then shit on the chest and stomach in a button pattern and punch her in the nose so it enlarges and turns orange like a carrot.
The slutty girl wouldn't stop mouthing off so I took her back to my room and gave her the ol' Frosty Snowman.
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(fraw-stee jihm, fros-tee jihm)
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1. Take a condom, urinate in it, seal it off so the urine doesn't leak out, put it in the freezer until completely frozen then have a person use the condom as a dildo.
1. Hey, Jenny, you are my daughter and I love you. I know you are young and just starting to explore your sexual interests but do you think you could possibly not leave your Frosty Jim in the freezer right next to the dinner?
2. Hey baby, you know how you said you love me and would do anything for me? Well, I heard about this new thing at work that I kind of wanted to try, it's called a Frosty Jim.
3. Oh god, Jesus Christ, that Frosty Jim got me so wet. I'm cumming, I'm cumming right now! Oh shit, the condom busted. FUCK!!! It smells so bad!
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The act of defecating on the chest of a willing partner, be that male or female (equal opportunity grossness). What makes the frosty machine special from your tradition "dump on chest" is the consistency of the fecal matter. Traditionally, after eating a bunch of spicy food and washing it down with alcohol, the poo stream tends to get a mushy, "is it a solid or is it a liquid" consistency. When dropping this sort of brown trout on the breasteses, you are accomplishing a frosty machine. Also called a "custard machine".
My new girlfriend is a freak, she actually takes me out for Spicy Thai food, hoping I'll give her a frosty machine that night. I think I am going to ask her to marry me.
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