Greasy Salamander

The act of egging a house or other dwelling. The term originated in the town of Mapleton, Iowa, where it is commonly used in, among other areas, to this day.

Let's pull a greasy salamander on Ricardo's house tonight!

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Greasy Horse

1) A hockey player for the Vancouver Canucks, sometimes referred to as "Sopel" who doesn't cut his hair (or wash it).
2) Anyone who follows the ways of definition #1

1) GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE!
2) Hey check out that greasy horse!... Ha ha ha!

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greasy TNT

A skanky whore who stinks up the internet instead of doing housework. Contact with this nasty bitch should be avoided at all costs. She is an ass-munching freak.

Greasy is the biggest skankiest nut-wad ever.

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Greasy Canadian

A sexual interaction when the male rubs his head of hair on a girls moist vagina. Then stands up and says "feels good, eh?"

Used in foreplay.

Dude, i totally pulled a greasy canadian with becky. And i was greasy enough to make a mohawk!

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Greasy Spoon

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.

A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.

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Greasy Fingers

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.

Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.

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Greasy cowboy

The scum of the earth. These men will fuck with younger girls feelings and not give two fucks about it. They may be attractive in a weird kind of pan of grease way. They will most likely resemble bob ross’s and extra virgin olive oil’s love child. But this hoe is definitely not a virgin. He knows exactly how to take advantage of the baby thots. Let me tell you, this man has amazing fingers. He’d rather ride you than his horses and his uncle may be dead on the side of the road. In conclusion, if they’re your type, you’re most likely in love with a greasy cowboy.

I am in love with a greasy cowboy, but he already fucked another hoe.

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