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A woman that lacks the baby making parts
Clare where you do to keep your blow.?
âI donât know Iâm urterusless!
When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.
A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.
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When you do irresponsible things but still able to adult and you kill it
I stayed up all night and got home just in time to wake the kids, get them up, cook breakfast and get them to school on time. I adultied today.
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The art of not letting partying affect your day to day life.
We're adults and did adultie things
Hey barry, did you ask cam or tommy if they have any more lodâs
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How much you sell your cooterjuice for?
Aubrey, how much do you sell your dress with cooterjuice for?
The length of time in between your girl giving up the booty hole
Christinaâs anal year is 354 days .