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A creature residing in rural wooded areas of Georgia and North Florida. They are know for their remarkable ability to throw objects at very fast speeds sround corners and often at sharp 90 degree angles. The preferred weapon for throwing is a lighter'd knot. It is unknown where they keep the arsenal of knots, which has led many to believe that they may indeed be marsupials with a pouch that can be readily used for carrying such items. Which would also lead one to believe that only the males would launch an attack as the females would likely be carrying their young. Most hog bear encounters involve a drunk person or an older individual from a rural area.
Watch out Skeeter, that hog bear is chunking lighter'd knots.
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Fat bitches losers hook up with knowing she will provide for his every need.
Man, that poor, broke sucker picked himself a nice rich Honey Hog... he went from driving a moped to an Escort over night!
That guy down graded from his cougar ex girlfriend to that buffet slayer. She must be a Honey Hog or something!
Jeff and Dylan went hoggin last week... Jeff came back with a buffet slayer but Dylan got lucky and found himself a Honey Hog.
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This is a term used to describe a lesbian or a person that eats lots of pussy. Also known as a muff diver or bush master.
Stacy is a total fucking bush hog. She buries her face in more womb than anyone I know.
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Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.
A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!
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A fat groupie who will have sex with musicians on their tour bus.
"I do a road hog. Well you can penetrate any place you go."
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A player in basketball who refuses to pass to his teammates and is the exact opposite of a team player. A.K.A Trevor Tyrell or Kyrie Irving
Trevor took a deep 3 to win the game when someone was wide open in the paint. This cause his teammates to beat him and throw him in a ditch. He is known as the ultimate Ball hog
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A heavy duty pubic hair trimmer used exclusively by women.
Hey Jeffrey, I was taking a dump in your bathroom last night and I saw that your mom left her Bush Hog out.
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