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A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.
Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.
"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"
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When a young man and young woman have romantically feelings toward each other and they start dating each other exclusively. Sometimes the guy and girl start off as friends, but it progresses to something more.
Morgan and Kennedy decided to hook up after Morgan waited and waited for Kennedy to break up with her ex-boyfriend Declan.
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another word for full-blown kissing. eg french kissing...maybe a little bit of groping
did you end up hooking up with that hot guy the other night?
yea i did, he was an awesome kisser!
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When people Hook-up, it having sex. most of the time with no stings attached
Boy:wanna Hook-up?
Girl:okay
*insert sex here*
Never talked to eachother again
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adj.
1. Freed, as from blame or a vexatious obligation: let me off the hook with a mild reprimand.
2. The Shiznit, something noteworthy, outstanding
3. Off the chain
"That That 70's show is off the hook, breh!"
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When some ass hole comes along, you give him oral and he ignores you for the rest of his douche life. And you die with disguat every time you see him.
Guy:Hey bitch get over here
Girl:what?
Guy:Get over here and give me head
Girl: Okay i guess i have nothing better to do.
they never talk to each other again
i hate hook-ups
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1) Similar in a way to a wing man, the hook man invites random attractive females to a pre-planned party.
2) A scary story you might tell a person's butt hole. Every version of this story is a little different but the ending is always the same. "...and they say the hook man still lives today!" At this time one should curl a finger into the shape of a hook, I prefer the pinky, and wet it by popping your cheek. Then you put that finger in their beautiful beautiful butt hole.
1)
PERSON1: Is Dave running hook man tonight?
PERSON2: Yeah!
PERSON1: This parties gonna be off the hook!
2)
PERSON1: You said you gave her the hook man story last night?
PERSON2: Yeah! Got a butt hole-in-one!
PERSON1: Nice!
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