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A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.
John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big
A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.
Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.
Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.
A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.
Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!
a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.
The hose Karen has struck again.