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boy band

Legal paedophilia.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

340๐Ÿ‘ 169๐Ÿ‘Ž


homebrewed band

a crap band that takes no skill to make. hence homebrewd.

also members of this band may just need some attention, attention they didnt get from their parents. might be because their ugly. I dont know.

hey, did you go to that homebrewed band show?!?!?!??!

no

by penorthemighty November 27, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boy Band

A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.

Boy Bands are terrible, go listen to Slayer.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

217๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poser bands

there isn't really any poser bands, its just the posers that make them poser bands...if that makes any sense..

Just because those bands (ex: good charlotte, simple plan, etc.) are pop rock and all sound the same doesn't mean they are copying everyone else. They have just probably been influenced by the same music. maybe they don't want to sound like metal, they just want to play music and write meaningful lyrics (hopefully)

posers listen to bands like simple plan, good charlotte, blink 182,etc..so they make the bands look like poser bands even though those bands probably didn't mean to sound like everyone else

by mynameis_alex September 26, 2006

92๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band party

1)A college marching band party, usually held the night before a football game, where members drink lots of keg beer (or a special mixed drink concocted by some section of the band), sing sailor songs, participate in drinking games and have sex/ orgies.

2) A party during college basketball march madness where one school's pep band invites another school's pep band/ mascot/ cheeleaders over to a house or hotel room in an effort to get them wasted and sleep with them.

"Last night he got wasted and slept with that slutty flagline girl at the band party."

by *frank* June 5, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


band geek

In no particular order...

1. Lives in the band hall
2. Has and honors a book full of the best band geek jokes ever..
3. Duck tapes their drum majors
4. lives for long band bus rides
5. Extremely perverted
6. Accepts band geek as the most honorous title around
7. Only a band geek after hours of grueling band camp, and a full season of marching band
8. Is in every form of band around, jazz, concert, pep, marching
9. Shuns Dorkestra and Choir
10. Loves speaking full converations around outsiders of only band lingo.
11. hums band music all day long
12.loves One day at band camp... jokes
13. NEVER PRACTICES!but still plays awesomely!
14.plays multiple instruments
15. names their instrument

p1"You're such a Band Geek!"
p2"Thank You!"

wow that guy is such a band geek,he named his horn Mel!

by Picc_O_lo April 10, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Director

The King Band Geek. One of the few teachers in a high school who sees every single one of their students from freshman all the way to senior year. They tend to wear Hawaiian shirts and have a weird sense of humor. Of all teachers, band directors are the most likely to die in a fire for their students if it came down to that.

"How, might you ask, could a student be friends with a teacher? The answer is simple. Band geeks don't see the band director as a teacher. They are simply older, sometimes fatter, band geeks."

by taki-noboru-desu January 29, 2016

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