dorkestra

The word some call orchestra, when they are jealous and need some way to let out their pent-up rage at not having musical talent.

Or to make fun of orchestra people.

P1:Haha! You're in DORKestra.
P2:HAHA you're a moron.

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dorkestra

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.

Dorkestra pride, baby!

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dorkestra

1. A musical ensemble (usu. of the classical music genre) comprised of stereotypical dorks, geeks, and nerds.

2. A place where such individuals (dorks, geeks, or nerds) hypothetically "belong."

"Send her to a dorkestra with those new glasses."

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Dorkestra

a title given to an orchestra member in a face off for the "top spot" between orchestra (dorkestra) and band (band geeks)

P1: band is so much better than Dorkestra!
P2: well I wouldn't want to be a Band Geek.
P1: Well, us Band Geeks win anyway so there.
P2: Nope. I'm pretty sure Dorkestra wins.

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