Gay Card

A card held by either Gays or Lesbians. It is simply used to show pride and to show men (hitting on a lesbian) and women (hitting on a gay) that are in fact Gay/Lesbian and thereby, not interested.

Male: "Hey, are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see"
Lesbian: "Let me just show you my gay card because I'm not interested"

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Kid Card

Using son or daughter as an excuse to either go to or miss a certain event e.g. work.

Whassup homes...you already at home from work?
Yeah, had to pick up my son.
Ah gotcha - played your "Kid Card" again, eh? You slacker!

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basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

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rookie card

A topless or naked picture of a girl, traded amongst collectors.

I heard you got Katie's rookie card.

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Shark Card.

"Shark Card"
noun /SHärk kärd/
A dishonest scheme; a fraud.

"Let's innovate, let's make a new game!"
"I hear you I hear you, but listen to this... Shark Card.

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credebt card

That little piece of plastic with numbers on it that allows you to spend money that you definitely don't possess, thus creating huge amounts of personal debt.

Stacy: Wow. I love this Coach purse. I think I'll buy it.
Liz: But you don't have any money...
Stacy: Oh, that's no problem, I'll just use my credebt card.

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ash card

A person who trys not to follow the crowd, just like everyone else.

A person who trys to pass of thoughts he found on the tv or internet as his own original thinking.

A person attached at the hip to nicola

A person obsessed with Kung-Fu

I think christianity is bollocks - Ash

I would dump nicola for an ant

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