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Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.

"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"

by kingcatniko June 12, 2020


Ivan

Ivan is the perfect husband for Francesca.
Why not ?

"Has Ivan a girlfriend ?"
"Yen, She's Francesca"

by Xold December 18, 2016


ivan

ivan is one of the beautiful person u can ever meet. unforgettable and with an unique sense of humor. u can lough and forget all your problems with them.

he can talk about his problems because he thinks that other people don't care about him. but he will listen to your throughs all day and all night. he can be such an asshole but only if u let him, it's his way to show that he loves u.
he's cute, intelligent, kind, beautiful and very hot. he has the most beautiful eyes in the world and he knows.
don't give up on him and your relationship, it can always be better, give it time. if u fall in love with ivan u are fucked up, he don't go out of your mind easily.
love him and protect him. show him all your love, he's the most beautiful soul in the world. <3

"i love you ivan, you are my first and only love"

by redchesterfield November 22, 2021


Ivan

A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!

Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan

by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020


ivan

he moves on he fully moves on and if he doesn't you have a keeper he will think about you you everywhere and he the best at cuddles trust me I marred an Ivan

Ivan: want to cuddle me: YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 14, 2022


ivan

if he moves on it done but if want to come back he the one and he the best a cuddles

ivan: you want to cuddle :me YES PLZ

by hi im mimi November 14, 2022


Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020