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When a fabulously gay baker insults you
That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....
"Jose, I'm so nervious about your brain condition, I think you'll have to go under the knife."
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When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex
I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!
"This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"
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A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."
Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.
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Made for very funny slicing. Somtimes rofl knife wants lmao blood.
1."Damn boring bread. I'll use my ROFL KNIFE!"
2."OMG. I cannot control my ROFL KNIFE! It wants lmao blood! *slicing and screaming* Oh my rofl knife is better now.
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A group of kids, hanging around, trying to look tough, but are actually harmless.
Mabel: I don't know if we should go into the 7-11. There's a bunch of kids hanging around.
Gertrude: Them? They're just a rubber knife gang.