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When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex
I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!
When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.
Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.
When a woman uses the fall weather combined with pumpkin and pine cones to achieve orgasm.
Teri opened her windows to let the fresh cool air in. After breathing in the air she laid on the bed and gave herself an Autumngasm.
When a girl gives head to a man with an uncircumcised penis and gets lint and other shit stuck in her mouth from his foreskin.
The other day I had to floss after giving Cody a Tennessee Turtleneck.
When a guy from Arkansas is fingering his sister and with his uncut jagged nails he cuts her pussy.
Last night I gave my sister an Arkansas Box Cutter and it took forever to stop the bleeding.
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When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.