ninja lead

'Ninja Lead' refers to Vietnamese women who ride Honda Lead, covering their face carefully to avoid the sun but ride recklessly

One Ninja Lead hit me yesterday on Khuat Duy Tien Street

lead-head

A stereotypically American person.

Derogatory; Ironically associates the negative (poisoned) intellectual (head) outcomes of American citizens with the prevalence of environmental contamination and firearm ammunition (lead).

Secretary: "How was the community engagement meeting about the new city bus service?"
Local Council Member: "All boomers. Always boomers. Fucking hell, don't those lead-heads have lawns to guard? They never want anything that's good for society, they never even leave their house except to eat at that shitty diner next to the highway without tipping"
Secretary: "..."
Local Council Member: "This country is a disaster, I don't even know why I try to fix it, there's nothing here worth saving anymore, I'm moving to Amsterdam"

Lead battery

Something that powers lots of home supplies but can give you lead poisoning.

My lead battery is working in my fan but I feel sick

kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

Lead lovers pizza

When the shit hits the fan and the toppings are delivered at 1300fps and a crispy hand tossed crust once it’s too late for the recipient.

After pissing me off, my delivery boy the beloved AK47, delivered a lead lovers pizza in record time.

Born To Lead

If you can play this song on guitar, then you were definitely born to lead on guitar.

Born To Lead has one hell of a guitar riff

Lead pipe liam

Someone who will take care of business for you, using his sturdy lead pipe

We have a few obstacles in our way, we better call in lead pipe Liam to take care of the job