Iron Lung Kid

1. a theoretical figure whose existence is the only possible explanation for slow-moving hallway travel

Jared: Why is everyone moving so damn slowly?
Caitlin: Idk, there must be a kid in an iron lung in the front.
Jared: Of course! The Iron Lung Kid.

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fuck lungs

Someone who gives so much oral sex ther'e lungs are fucked by all the jizz.

'yo bitch, you got yo'self some fuck lungs'

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lung rot

what happens to a persons lungs after poluting them with cigarette smoke for years.

Listen to you hackin'... nice case of lung rot.

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lung peanut butter

lung butter that has the same consistancy and colour of peanut butter

oh man i just coughed up lung peanut butter.

firing lung bullets

Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.

Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.

Lite Lung Like

A specialized device invented to get really fucking stoned, really fucking fast. Similar to ancient bellows. Gauze on top fill with fresh weed, light and pull. Named by Gee Coyle of the Ards.
Northern Ireland.

-Fancy a wee lite lung like?
-Thats some gooood steam mate!
-Holy shit, i don't like i can see any more.

green in my lungs

smoking weed and having some of the weed in your lungs

i smoked so hard i have green in my lungs