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A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:
1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!
Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.
Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.
ENJOY!
This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.
While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Mississippi Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower
Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.
Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.
Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.
When you shave off someones ball hair, stuff their mouth with the shavings, and set it ablaze.
Dude, yesterday, I gave Canon the Mississippi Grass Burner.
Where you crouch over your sexual partner's face and turkey-slap her/him with a shit that is still coming out of your asshole
Adrian- If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a Mississippi Shit Dangler!
Alexandra- Okay, Turkey Slap me with that shit!
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