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New Balls

An expression used to signify a change in perspective after a life altering event.

Gabe : You actually got head for the first time?

Chris: Dude, new balls.

by Staticc February 22, 2022


New Gede

Once a man of honour, aka a Great Gede, the new gede is a declining failure that can never be happy. He can fall in the trap of substances, phone charging schemes, big foreheads, and skinny Minnies. Although he would like to think so, he is no longer the group leader and the group’s stability is suffering without their Great Gede.

Ib: “That guy has no comebacks!”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”

Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”

Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”

by TheGoletaPunisher November 6, 2022


The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.

Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.

by Dr. Cold Finger July 10, 2007


Pew News

The most reliable news source on YouTube and the only source of media you can trust.

This show is founded by the Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg and is hosted by many well known reporters like Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow

Gloria Borger just exposed Ninja on Pew News

by Nithil169 April 22, 2019


New Girl

1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.

2.) A show you have to watch. By law.

Have you ever seen New Girl?”
“No. What’s that?”
“It’s a show you have to watch. By law.”

by 420Bananas December 2, 2020

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fox news

The punchline to any joke.

Bill: Knock Knock,

Terry: Who's there?

Bill: Fox News.

(Terry laughs hysterically.)

by Incoherent Duck March 11, 2007

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new orleans

The best city in uncle sams homeland! Best city for underage drinking to occur! Fuckin-A

The Boot, Jimmys, the Hanger, Rendenn Inn

by sara April 21, 2005

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