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Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.

Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?

by ndmstudios June 16, 2023


Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019


Florida swoop

A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.

“You don’t want her bro she’s a Florida swoop”
Kodak ~ “she ain’t nun but a Florida swoop”

by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023


Florida Fireball

The act of chasing a shot of Fireball with orange juice. (NOT mixing the two)

Pass me the Fireball handle and that bottle of orange juice so I can have myself a Florida Fireball.

by hSak May 19, 2019


killed by florida

Killed by Florida is a hardcore punk rock and roll band from south Florida. Killed by Florida is a fuck the proud boys fuck racism fuck fascist fucks unity respect equality. Words have meanings.

Let’s go see killed by Florida because they make my pussy wet

by David Lee tard March 21, 2021


Killed by Florida

Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.

Rivs- lead guitar

Scala- bass

Alex- drums

Jammer- lead vocals.

I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!

by DeDuke August 24, 2023


florida ny

A village of roughly 2500 people thats part of the town of warwick, home of 4 bars and a brewery that all sell the same over priced, warm, watered down alcohol but all are packed every night they are open. A town so mismanaged two different bridges have been under "repair" for over two years, the mismanagement lies within nepotism in the local government. The school, S.S. Seward institute has such low life, scum sucking teachers and faculty some may find it hard to believe they did not hire someone to remind half of those employed to breath. The principal is such an egotistical megalomaniac the doctor that let him crawl from the abortion bucket should be stoned.

The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.

florida ny come to see where the christmas tree used to be, stay because who the fuck knows

by Angie Romano August 16, 2021