not my ministry

noun. 1. something that one will never do, no matter the circumstance
2. an action that is not one’s calling or purpose in life

Coddling the ego of a grown man is not my ministry

my person

(n) someone who is more than a best friend.
someone who is always there for you no matter what.

you just get eachother.

Friend 1: you are my person. you will always be my person
Friend 2: you are mine too.

Friend 1: Thank you, you really are my person.

my balls

they are non existent

where are my balls?

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is my g

An expression which denotes one's extreme affinity to a particular person or thing. The 'g' portion of the expression can be altered to closely associate it with the person or thing to create a humorous effect.

Tom: I cooked brinner for my bros.
Mario: Brinner is my g.

Justin: Did you see the Blake Griffin highlights from last night's game?
Jesse: Not yet, but Griffin is my absolute g!

Luke: Jesse is definitely going to draft MJD in fantasy football.
Justin: Definitely. MJD is his MJ-G

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my ninja

A more tasteful substitute for "the N-word", used to show comraderie rather than feelings of racial inferiority.

Fight the power, you bitch-ass ninjaz!

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My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

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My generation

an awesome song by the greatest rock band in the world, the who. forget the beatles, the who created real rock. i mean they were the first people to start that hitting your instruments to the ground.

some weird slut: "what are you listening to?"
me: "my generation by the who."
slut: "huh? is that like old music?"
me: "no its a new hip hop band, you should go buy their rock opera tommy!"

-all i can say now is that all the sluts at my school are now listening to the who.

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