my person

(n) someone who is more than a best friend.
someone who is always there for you no matter what.

you just get eachother.

Friend 1: you are my person. you will always be my person
Friend 2: you are mine too.

Friend 1: Thank you, you really are my person.

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My Melody

The bane of Kuromi's existence.

Seriously though. My Melody literally tortures her through sheer ignorance.

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my balls

they are non existent

where are my balls?

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is my g

An expression which denotes one's extreme affinity to a particular person or thing. The 'g' portion of the expression can be altered to closely associate it with the person or thing to create a humorous effect.

Tom: I cooked brinner for my bros.
Mario: Brinner is my g.

Justin: Did you see the Blake Griffin highlights from last night's game?
Jesse: Not yet, but Griffin is my absolute g!

Luke: Jesse is definitely going to draft MJD in fantasy football.
Justin: Definitely. MJD is his MJ-G

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my ninja

A more tasteful substitute for "the N-word", used to show comraderie rather than feelings of racial inferiority.

Fight the power, you bitch-ass ninjaz!

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My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

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My generation

an awesome song by the greatest rock band in the world, the who. forget the beatles, the who created real rock. i mean they were the first people to start that hitting your instruments to the ground.

some weird slut: "what are you listening to?"
me: "my generation by the who."
slut: "huh? is that like old music?"
me: "no its a new hip hop band, you should go buy their rock opera tommy!"

-all i can say now is that all the sluts at my school are now listening to the who.

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