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an erection, derived from hard on, see wordbonerword, wordstiffyword
oh my, that sailor has a yard arm as big as a fence post.
yes, i'd like to post myself on that one.
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When you are completely plastered and see trying to get an extension due date
Dear Prof,
Can you extend my due date for the essay?
Good fuckin yard,
Kim
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The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.
Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.
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Definition: This insult from Dublin in Ireland means:
* Get lost!
* Nonsense!
* I disagree.
* I don't believe you.
Delivery: "Giddup" is said in a rising tone; "de yaard" in a falling tone. Correctly delivered, it is implacably dismissive. Usually spat in reaction to something said, it operates best as a violent, caustic ejaculation.
Like many insults, it may be used cordially between friends.
Genesis: It was used in the mid-1960s as a command to get up the school yard at St. Pius X National School in Templeogue, Dublin. The school consisted of prefabricated buildings arranged around the church on College Drive before a proper school was built and opened at Fortfield Park in 1968. During class breaks, children playing in the yard were kept away from the road.
Two older students stood at the sides of the yard to corral the younger ones. When children ran across the invisible line between the sentries, they were roared at to "Get up the yard!" Giddy children shouted the phrase back as a taunt, and it evolved into an all-purpose insult.
Distribution: The first graduates of the school infiltrated secondary schools around Dublin in 1970, carrying the formula with them. The city was rapidly overcome by the phrase.
Culprit: If proper building funds had been available from the start, the language would not have been enriched by this backslap; its genesis was economic. The Minister for Education responsible at the time for school-building funds was Paddy Hillery.
* Get up the yard, eejit!
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When a girl looks really good from far away, but looks bad when she gets close
"Man, that girl is hot!" nevermind, that was a 50 yard fakeout
The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
A person who waits until he is a safe distance from nightclub doorstaff, bouncers or other security personnel before launching a volley of often personal abuse and claiming he could take them all on and win when in reality said person would get destroyed. The safe distance of 20 yards is sufficient to ensure a getaway can be made without fear of reprisal as a chase often ensues afterwards.
Kev was refused entry to the club last night, he was seriously pissed off about it and gave them a good kicking.
No way dude, I heard he got owned and then started mouthing off at them after he'd run away, he's just a 20-yard hero pussy.
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