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Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market

Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad

by Fungus Black June 30, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


secret tweaker pad

1) The name of a song by the infamous So-Cal band, Sublime
2) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling in which methamphetamine is abused for days on end.
3) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling where methamphetamin is manufactured for personal use. The methamphetamine labs sometimes explode because the maker is tweaking so bad on meth while he makes more meth.
4) A secret dwelling where drugs are widley abused and endless partying ensues

1 - STP is my favorite sublime song ever!!!
2 - Hey man, lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get tweaked
3 - Billy doesnt want to come chill with us for the next week or two because hes at his STP... Maybe he'll die soon/
4 - Lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get shitty!

by The REAL Martin October 25, 2005

71๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cincinnati Pad Thai

When you reverse tit fuck an Asian girl, same as a Cincinnati Bowtie, but with an Asian slant to it, if you will.

How about we head to my place for drinks and a little Cincinnati Pad Thai?
>>Me love you long time, Joe!

by Mr. Softey January 29, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brillo Pad Method

when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.

dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out

by aprilsveryown September 15, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


diaper changing pad

A diaper changing pad is a pad in which to change a baby's diapers on. Diaper changing pads prevent wetness and soiling of surrounding areas while diapering babies. Diaper changing pads are commonly made out of 100% waterproof vinyl, with a soft quilted and padded backing to add to baby's comfort.

I placed a diaper changing pad down on top of the washing machine and dryer, before laying the baby down to change him.

The bathroom counter top had a plastic diaper changing pad laying on top of it.

Inside the bottom dresser drawer were 3 baby diaper changing pads.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 2, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pass out pad

A rental apartment that a married man or just a man in his 30's rents just to "passout" at or to bang younger women at. Pass out pads usually have the bare essentials; including a bed and sometimes condoms. But, usually not!

The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.

Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.

If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!

Guy at bar: Want to come see my pass out pad?

You; drunk at bar: Okay

by cityguychicago November 30, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweatfree Mani Pad

A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
* Everyday freshness and protection from anal discharge
* Minor anal leakage
* Perspiration
* Skidmark protection any time
* Daily freshness and odor control

Thanks to Sweatfree Mani Pads, I no longer have to wipe after shitting and am skidmark free!

by Ivan Cherkanoff April 24, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž