(n.) a quick move to avoid projectile vomit
(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)
Did you see that sweet puke juke back there?! Not a drop on me!
Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.
Physical ailment due to muscle strain caused by violent vomiting.
Almost back to normal lol but I have puke neck where you puke so much and so hard that your neck muscles are shot.
Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".
Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.
The scent of an Advil Liqui-Gels bottle freshly opened.
This Advil bottle smells like chocolate puke.
The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.
Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.
An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste
Example:
Man he’s such a puke
The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s
Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes