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puke juke

(n.) a quick move to avoid projectile vomit

(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)

Did you see that sweet puke juke back there?! Not a drop on me!

Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.

by RickBaideia March 17, 2011


Puke neck

Physical ailment due to muscle strain caused by violent vomiting.

Almost back to normal lol but I have puke neck where you puke so much and so hard that your neck muscles are shot.

by ol' saddleface September 6, 2016


Christmas Puke

Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".

Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.

by Julesheart January 8, 2024


Air puke

The act of burping

Give me one second,I have to air puke.

by Jobdon April 6, 2016


Chocolate puke

The scent of an Advil Liqui-Gels bottle freshly opened.

This Advil bottle smells like chocolate puke.

by Captntristan March 6, 2021


Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.

Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 13, 2023


Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes

San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes

by DeathNote1 September 23, 2020