puke juke

(n.) a quick move to avoid projectile vomit

(v.) to move quickly in an effort to avoid projectile vomit (puke juked, puke juking, puke jukes)

Did you see that sweet puke juke back there?! Not a drop on me!

Uh-oh, Christina looks a little woozy. Step back in case I have to puke juke her.

vamporn

pornographic media that appeals to young girls, often with prominent supernatural characters

Keyundra: Which do you like better, "True Blood" or "The Vampire Diaries"?

Alexander: Uhh, yeah, I'm really not that into vamporn.

milano minute

The amount of time one sets aside for oneself to take a break from their worldly troubles and enjoy a delicious Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookie. :)

Guy #1: Hey, Guy #2, can we go ahead and 'crush' those files I mentioned earlier?
Guy #2: Hold your horses, Guy #1; I need a milano minute.

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Iketastic

incredible or awesome; rivalling the excellence of former American president Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower

All this food for $5.95?? Iketastic!

denerous

(adj.) quick to give away useless crap, in an effort to appear richer and/or less materialistic

Frank: How did you end up with nine Jolly Ranchers?

Joe: I guess Brandon was feeling denerous this morning.