this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"

Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.

Seven separate sections of safety

There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance

3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited

6. Be careful beware of safety

7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment

Remember the seven separate sections of safety.

axe safety

When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.

You can tell a new from an experienced fiddler by their axe safety.

safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

I was in fear of my safety

I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee

I was in fear of my safety so I shot the suspect in the back

Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children

Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"

Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

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