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A funny way to say no.
Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?
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For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
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To commit suicide by jumping off the Bay Bridge.
Stiv was a psychotic suicidal douche so he decided to lose the bay bridge series
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the best WIFI router you can get the min fridge you can get and the best toaster you can get
PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch are the best home appliances you can get
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a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).
why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e
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A slightly rude way of saying "never."
Boy: You wanna go ou with me?
Girl: When the Red Sox win a World Series.
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Things that no one in the US knows about, since so many pathetic fanboys are obsessed with DBZ.
DBZ fanboy: OMG, DBZ is teh coolest!!
Me: Can you name any of Akira Toriyama's other works?
DBZ fanboy: Umm... uh... Vegeta rocks!!
Me: (sigh)
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