metro-sexual

metro sexual is a modern enlighted, sort of renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist,not gay by any means,but he prob. has a few gay friends,can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. the only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.

the men who actually watch Queer Eye for style tips

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Sexual Intercourse

When a man puts his pee pee in a womans hoo haa and they make some motherfucking WHOOPEE!

I am placing my flaccid penis into the woman's barren vagina in the hopes of creating something called a child...

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sexual frustration

A build of of stress, due to lack of sex.
see also blue balls.

Im not sexually frustrated, im SEXUALLY PISSED THE FUCK OFF!

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Sexual harassment

A type of harassment involving sexual overtones

- unwanted sexual grabbing or touching

- unwanted sexual comments
- repeating sexual actions despite “no” and “stop” being said multiple times
- exposing genitals without consent
- looking at genitals without consent

“This guy grabbed my tit at work and he didn’t even ask if he could touch me”
“You should report them for sexual harassment”

Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

Alien sexual

People who are attracted to aliens

Girl: Hey I’m alien sexual

Guy: so you won’t date me

Girl: no I would and a girl and a alien
Guy: ok bet

Entrenador Sexual

A Spanish sex trainer.

She's a nympho and printed entrenador sexual business cards.