When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.
Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop
When you’re so sexually excited, you shit yourself. From the classic B52’s song. “Love shat, baby love shat!”
….My Mrs was so horny the other night, she love shat!
When a woman in the act of making love poops on his own.
That bitch.
"So what happened last bight with that chick.
" she was a charlite shat"
"That bitch"
When somebody takes a really big shit
Kyle: ok you can use the bathroom now
David: god damn Kyle you took a big ole shat
Shat burger = Ecoli
Ecoli is caused by fecal matter, therefore it is a shat burger.
That guy ate a shat burger and now he’s sick with ecoli.
It's the maximum possible way to express the greatest human body part, some people like to lick it, other like to play with it and so on, but finally it's designed for shatting
Dis is shat holeisious
Les shat hole
What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls
I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap