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When somebody takes a really big shit
Kyle: ok you can use the bathroom now
David: god damn Kyle you took a big ole shat
What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls
I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap
It's the maximum possible way to express the greatest human body part, some people like to lick it, other like to play with it and so on, but finally it's designed for shatting
Dis is shat holeisious
Les shat hole
*also no shit sherlock
An insult to a person, (usually on the internet). When you call someone this, you are implying that this person is stating something really obvious and so obvious that you're technically calling them stupid.
Obvious Person on the internet: Omg this person is a fikin woman!!
replier 1: no shat sherlock bro
replier 2: grandpa did you lose your glasses again
replier 3: no shit sherlock *skull emoji*
replier 4: *replies to replied 2* lmaooo looks like he did
hey after you read this you probably feel like the word "replier" doesnt feel like a word anymore.
happy recovering ;
Snap chatting while taking a dump
I was shat chatting my buddy while on the throne. I decided to snap chat my buddy a picture of my dump. It was hilarious
Shat burger = Ecoli
Ecoli is caused by fecal matter, therefore it is a shat burger.
That guy ate a shat burger and now he’s sick with ecoli.
Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.
Joe: hey billy hows that apple?
Billy: It's shat money yo.
Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.