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1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.
2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:
As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.
Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.
Man, I used the surf city squeeze on my girl last night. She howled like a banshee.
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when a remon is "fixed" of his/her problem of not paying any attention. when a remon stay in reality permanetly after leaving his/her world.
no longer a remon.
remons can become squeezed remons with focusing help.
when you permanetly leave your own little world jim, then you will become a squeezed remon.
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Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.
I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.
I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
Squeezing something full of fat or air.
Come over here baby and let me squeeze your chicken!
Pissing someone who doesn't usually swear off so much that they use the word fuck.
When the priest saw that some kids slashed his tires he screamed "You got to be fucking kidding me." I guess they really did squeeze a fuck out of him.
Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.
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squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.
yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?
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