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A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.
Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
One true love, the person that makes your world go round, your ultimate lover
That boy is my tattoo parlor- I love him so much.
When you wake up from an intense nap and have marks and lines on parts of your body
John woke up from a 3 hour nap and saw nap tattoos on his arms
A tattoo that's popular with basic bitches with no personality. A tattoo fad that's in style for a very short period of time leaving the people who get it outdated and marked for life as sheep. They usually walk in to the tattoo shop holding up their phone and immediately asking 'how much for this? I want the same placement and same size.' Usually a small tattoo a celebrity or instafamous girl recently got. For example; infinity sign (sometimes something written in it like 'family'), small arrow, a simple shape with no shading, bird silhouettes, side of fingers tattoo, 'this too shall pass' on the underboob, anything written upside down on the wrist because "it's for me".
'How was it today, any walkins? '
'It was alright I guess, just a few pintrest tattoos'
'Oh bummer, at least you made some drinking money!'
A plastic transfer from a piece of thick paper or thin cardboard, applied by putting the side with the plastic on the skin and applying a wet cloth to the other side.
kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
kid 1: Hey, look at this awesome Superman temporary tattoo!
kid 2: Sweet, it looks just like a real tattoo, but it'll come off in a few days!
when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos
Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
A tattoo which has an anthem of it's own.
I did a tattoo of the national animal of India - the tiger , for which I have a tattoo anthem.