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a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.
dude, did you make it with shelly last night?
yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?
i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.
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A Dirty Teabag is when you get a girl whos down to suck your ball sack. But before letting her suck your balls you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire ball sack. (You my want to hold your dick out of the way but its up to you) then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked balls in her mounth , bone apple teeth
My gf pissed me off so i dirty teabaged her.
#tellyourfriends
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The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.
Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.
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Another name for a tampon that has been used
Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
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When having sex with a female and she's on her period, spice things up by putting your balls in as well, dip them a few times like the velvet chocolate fountain she is, then jump on her face and do like 6 /7 times and dip dip dip in man's face
Dequan was feeling a little freaky last night so I let him Strawberry Teabag me
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A variation on the Teabag. With this you swing your balls at the webcam for the benefit of the other people in the video chat. The webcam teabag is often done to shock and prank. For example, opening a video chat to discuss the next days economics assignment, but then the other person just sees all balls.
"I thought Steve was starting a video chat so I could see his new Futurama poster, but he ended up just webcam teabagging me."
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When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.
Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids
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