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karaoke terrorist

When you want to sing a karaoke song and you have a random person come and try to sing duet or take an extra microphone and ruin your song with their horrible singing.

I wanted to sing and the karaoke terrorists came and blew up my karaoke song

by Dnist76 November 24, 2017


Stochastic Terrorist

Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.

Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.

Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.

by jbcoops August 12, 2024


Conspiracy Terrorist

n. someone who believes in conspiracy theories and commits terrorist events to the “threatening object of conspiracy

this came to my mind while i was taking a bath.

Dude, the other day, a conspiracy terrorist attacked 5G tower with pistol.

by Nillus May 21, 2021


terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018


ego-terrorist

A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.

Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?

Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?

Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"

Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"

by smiling goose June 20, 2010


Economic Terrorists

An action by a party that results in the destruction of another party's personal rights or business position or status, or denial of constitutuional rights by means that are designed to assure any one or more of those outcomes is guilty of a felony.

The journalist stated that the owner of the company was guilty of a crime, without proof of that statement , and distributed that information to other media sources which resulted in economic terrorists destroying the business with false news by design.

by Airbornebob February 8, 2017


academic terrorist

One who runs academic courses and takes pleasure in the failings of their student cohort. An academic terrorist assigns material they know the students cannot pass without significant stress. Attempts to reason with an academic terrorist results in them refusing to change material and even doubling down on their stance.

The professor is writing the exam with material we haven't learned yet. They're such an academic terrorist.

by bogza October 31, 2019