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1: Cards, a deck of cards
2: A scumbag that thinks giving teachers guns is a good idea, is the president of the US since 2016
1: Lets play Blackjack!
2: “YOU’RE FIRED!” “Make america great again”
*An uneducated swine*: “I love you, Donald Trump! Deport me, Daddy!”
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So, did you actually research those assumptions, or did you trump it?
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Trump.... I WILL BUILD A WALL TO PROTECT IS FROM GLOBAL WORMARING
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Being rejected or ejected in the immigration process.
Jose was trying to get American citizenship but got Trumped.
I have been in this country legally for 10 years but now I fear I will get Trumped.
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Worst president in US history by light years. An asshole that cannot be duplicated. He gets cold lips from kissing mirrors. Known for his tiny hands and his whatever. Guaranteed to insult any woman within 50 feet except his BJ source, KellyAnne Conway. To be Trumped is to have your country ruined by a damned fool. trump
My country was trumped and we'll never recover. All the idiots and ignorant fools voted for him believing his lies and now they don't know it yet but they are truly fucked.
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Selling the soul of America to Russia
POTUS45 was trumping again when he took no action against Putin's bounty on American soldiers.
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A degenerate of a person with certain qualities:
- An orange, leathery micro-penis
- Likes to wall off all of his problems
- Likes to brag about a small loan of a million dollars equating to "hard earned success"
- Synonymous with "Drumpf"
- Filled with more lies than Clinton
- Would marry daughter
- "Hypocritical" is his/her middle name
- He's "HUUUUUGE"
- His dog is in a dormant state on his head
- Scared of releasing HIS FUCKING TAX RETURNS
*Points at TV* "Man, fuck that guy on TV!"
"Who, Donald Drumpf?"
"Yeah, he's such a Trump!"
"Damn dude, that's harsh, but the truth hurts I guess."
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