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When you are swimming in cuba and someone reaches for his swimming suit to get his hands full of doo-doo and throws it in your face
Ex : I was enjoying the nice ocean breeze and someone cuban throw me
fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong
Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx
When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.
We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.
A heel of approximately two to three inches on a mans shoe or boot which enables him to reach the head hight of his lady friend
Jaysus holley maree muther look at the cuban heels on that short arse feergal there
Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.
Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's
Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!