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The thiccest boy to ever grace the halls of his high school
"Did you see jared jarvi today? Looking thicc as always"
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Sometimes when you go to Subway, you're too hungry for a six-inch sub, but not hungry enough for a footlong sandwich. That feeling you get once you've eaten the footlong sandwich when you should have just had the six-inch sub is known as Jared's Revenge.
"Oh man, I definitely should have got the six-inch Italian BMT, not this footlong Steak & Cheese... I've got a serious case of Jared's Revenge!"
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The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.
"How can Eli, a Jewish Man, date a neo-nazi? He is such an Uncle Jared."
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A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit
Dude your being such a Jared
God man your such a Jared
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This is what they refer to as "the one who lusts for Aidan. Has been known to stalk and harrass small children at pre-schools also and a fan of large insertions.
Hey kid , you look like a young Aidan , wanna come back to my place and watch me stick this coke bottle in my ass??
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two lovebirds connected at the heart. Jared is a fuck boy and rachel is a innocent athlete. Jared is playing rachel hard but will some day realize his fault and they will get married and have 33 kids. <3
Rachel + Jared for life
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