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Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.
Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.
A dung stain left on toilet paper. (The toilet paper is not removed from main roll.) Originated in Indiana. Can be used as a discriminating name towards someone or as a verb.
Example #1: "Did you know Tommy paper stains, and thinks its funny?"
Example #2: Alex: "Dave is such a paper stain." Brianna: "I know, he's disgusting."
Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through
The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round
Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"
Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"
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Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
You just got paper blizzarded
Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.
The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.