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Small annoying children that ruin your plans
I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.
A 4 elixir card in clash Royale that lets your opponent know that your household lacked a father figure when placed. When mirrored, it in turn let’s your opponent know that you take it up the ass. This is a card released in 2016 and should have stayed as a shitty idea some supercell worker high off crack cocaine suggested one day when they were desperate for an asspull money grab idea. While the goblin drill itself is well known around the community to harbour homosexual essence, a specific deck archetype this card can be used in; the cycle archetype, alerts every gay and lonely man within a 500 mile radius that you miss the feeling of a fat one in your ass.
Hey! This guy plays goblin drill cycle!
I bet he likes watching men mud fight naked!
A 3-elixir card in the popular mobile game “Clash Royale,” this underrated card is really balanced and unlocks at Arena 9. He attacks and moves fast while doing decent damage, but has low health. He’s an awesome air defense troop.
“Hey bro I use the Dart Goblin!” “Bro that’s so cool”
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a name used to describe groups or cliques of people (typically teenage girls) who call themselves alt and wear tons of makeup and have dyed hair. They usually will post pictures of all of their clique at the local shopping mall trying to look like a gang by all flicking off the camera. they all wear so much makeup that they all look like goblins. If you ever say something that could damage their stuck up reputation the whole goblin gang will spam you with threats of what they say that will do. Even though they are all 5 foot 2.
Yo Joey, Today I saw the goblin gang at the mall and I started laughing because they looked so ridiculous. 5 minutes later I had 20 messages of them claiming that they would ruin my life even though they are all so short that a gust of wind would blow them away.
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Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.
Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...
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Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.
Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.
Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.
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Someone who ruins all of the fun. Hence the word goblin who takes away from it.
Dude you are being such a fun goblin… you hate fun.
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