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The most amazingist, most hilaaaarrrrioouss young acting grandma in the whole wide world. Loves to talk about anything, especially sex!! Loves to watch Jersey Shore and fist pumping, teen mom, 16 & preg. We always get a warm welcome of, "hey girl, heyyyyyyyy" when we walk in the door! She is very generous and adopts everyone who walks in the door. She makes the best iced tea in the world and cooks a big family dinner for anyone and everyone every Sunday. She is the best gram in the world and loved by everyone who has ever met her!!
Me - Yo, ya goin' to grandma Vick's later?
You - You know it, fool...
Me - iight G catch you on the flip side...
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When a girl is giving head and her top lip goes under her teeth, and gives her the appearance of an old woman missing her dentures.
"Damn last night kelsey was giving me head and when I looked down she was grandma lippin me!"
"Ew thats gross man!"
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When you have a kitchen/refrigerator filled with delicious snack food including but not limited to: Fruit Roll Ups, Pop Tarts, IBC Root Beer, Lays Ridged Potato Chips, M&M's, and all your favorite cereals.
Similar to when Grandma used to stock up on your favorite treats when she knew that you were coming over.
You're an 8 year old kid staying the weekend at your Grandma's house and you open her refrigerator to find a gallon of chocolate milk.
Grandma doesn't drink chocolate milk.
Grandma Kitchen
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A crazy bitch who likes to pretend that she is innocent. She is unsanitary and gross. She is not like your typical loving grandma because she cannot cook. In fact, you fear her cooking. Who knows if the meat is even cooked through. All asian grandmothers have the same ear length hair that is somewhat curly. All asian grandmas have the same fashion (ugly prints, floral patterns, etc)
Oh crap. My asian grandma cooked chicken. Well, time for food poisoning
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when a guy goes to quick check and gets a 99cent slushie and he throws it on the girl and cums in her eye.
today Paul and steph pulled an operation grandma
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It is the code name for travelling a distance to engage in sexual intercourse.
You know i like Visiting Grandma like 2 or 3 times a week.
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"Big grandma" is one of your two grandmothers who is the elder one. Big grandma could also be the great-grandmother.
(Think of it like "big brother; big sister" bigger as in older.)
My "big grandma" is my great-grandmother and she's older than my grandma.
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