When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person
People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot
A person that likes to fly the anus of another persons , much like a pilot would be in the cockpit, so the poophole pilot flies his penis into the rectum of another person.
Jeff is such a poophole pilot did you see him fuck that asshole
One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.
Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.
For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.
“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you
When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you
A reaction to be called wifey material and anti sex minded. While this individual may indicate signs of a caring nature towards herself and family: cooking,etc. don’t mistake it for wifey material.
You’re such wifey material but I don’t want to marry or discontinue pulling out my sperm from your body.
Oh that’s because I’m pilot material.
When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.
Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises
Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.
"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"
"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."