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Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.
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owned; whos your daddy; other similar exclamations
Taken from cabin fever
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Scrapes on the Penis from a heavy breather
While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.
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Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings
Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings
Daughter : it wasn't me
Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS
Performing fellatio on a man whose penis is flaccid in order to make his penis erect.
Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
I was so impatient to fuck him that I just got down on my knees and blew him from scratch. No boner? No problem. I can fix that.
If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.
Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.
A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.
“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”
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this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.
aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!
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