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old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe February 28, 2018


Rasta Shafts

Dreadlocks

"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"

by lardy91 February 5, 2015


Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

by DedicatedkillerRPO April 14, 2009


shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015


Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.

Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.

by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016


Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft

by Backhand Brooklynn January 30, 2022


shaft quality

boner producing

"That show is shaft quality am I right?"

by Ziutyr January 28, 2015