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The lowest of the low..Imagine some guy asking to shine your shoes at at a remote shithouse(outhouse).
That shithouse shine-olah kept comin' around lookin' for some free weed
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When the male partner knights the female with his penis by tapping both shoulders and then EXPLODING on her face, creating a jizzy helmet.
"Bitch was trippin' so Sir Joseph had to give that bitch the good ol' Knight In Shining Armor. Dub nigga."
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An african american polishing shoes for money
Damn, my shoes look great that nigger was really getting his shine on.
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There are two definitions used for Monkey Shines.
1. A fight or dispute among friends
2. A rut of bad luck
def. 1 - Johnny and I had a bit of the ol' monkey shines this evening
def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?
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japanese words meaning eat shit and die
Kuso shite shine you dam bitch
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you might of heard this famous quote before, as well as many other memes or vines, but if you live under a fucking rock you greasy bitch, rise and shine is a famous quote from the one and only kardashiono, your parents probably say that gay shit to you too, gay boy
“wake stormy up, anddd get outta here, and show you guys her room!”
*walks into the poor child’s room, hoping that she didn’t kill herself*
“RHIISE AND SHYYNE (rise and shine in english)”
thank you - gay nigga
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When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.
"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"
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